ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
alonglineofbread: the-yolocaust: a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does mocking jay
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
homuracide: homuracide: there are a lot of koreans in my area does„ anyone know how to deal w/ them *COYOTES
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
The message of ‘spend, spend, spend’ on military spending doesn’t make sense. We...– Rep. Justin Amash, in a broad-ranging recent interview with Reason. Definitely an interesting read, covering everything from Amash’s views on Syria (his mother immigrated from Syria) to his thoughts on Ayn Rand’s ironically emotional appeal. (via hipsterlibertarian) Amash is an interesting figure...
If Your SOLE Reason For Being "Friends" With...
eyan-j: You are NOT their friend. You’re an opportunist. And THAT is why your momma still dresses you.
The best use of money as a motivator is to pay people enough to take the issue...– Daniel Pink on the surprising science of motivation. (via explore-blog)
rneerkat: sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
divascreech: i refuse to respect other people’s views if they oppress me and so should you do not let people tell you that you should respect oppressive or intolerant views and do not let them make you feel guilty when you don’t fuck them
ursorum: im trying not to judge books by their covers but
orangelemonart: yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.